My Husband

I grow to love him more and more everyday.

Mirror-Sylvia Plath

Where the hell was this poem when i was a teenager.

I am silver and exact.
I have no preconceptions. What ever you see I swallow immediately
Just as it is, unmisted by love or dislike.
I am not cruel, only truthful---
The eye of a little god, four-cornered.
Most of the time I meditate on the opposite wall.
It is pink, with speckles. I have looked at it so long
I think it is a part of my heart.
But it flickers.
Faces and darkness separate us over and over.

Now I am a lake.
A woman bends over me,
Searching my reaches for what she really is.
Then she turns to those liars, the candles or the moon.
I see her back, and reflect it faithfully.
She rewards me with tears and an agitation of hands.
I am important to her. She comes and goes.
Each morning it is her face that replaces the darkness.
In me she has drowned a young girl, and in me an old woman
Rises toward her day after day,
like a terrible fish.

Well Well

I haven't updated this thing since December...tsk. tsk.

It's not like there isn't any entertainment things to talk about:

Shia LeBeouf car accident
Christan Bale's screaming match with mom
Angie and Brad's twins

But i guess i've been processing it in all, w/out blogging about it.

Hey, here's a Stevie nicks cover to make up for the absence.

Unforgiven

I'm not a huge Western fan. Until recently i thought westerns were horrible movies with cowboys. But after taking a film class at my university devoted to the genre i don' think it is all so bad..and clint eastwood is pretty fabulous.

No He Doesn't

My teacher keeps saying that Emile Hirsch and Leonardo Dicaprio look alike.

WTF? I do not see the resemblance. I think my professor may be blind. Just Saying.

HellO...

New Template.

We'll see how long this last.

The Black Donnelly's

Watch this show. If not for me than for the sheer fact that Jonathan Tucker(who has more abs than i have ever seen before) is in it. He's marvelous, hot, and from Boston. Why can't he marry me.

Sue Me...

I totally loved it. No seriously.

UMMM?

I recieved this in the mail the other day from an old friend. That sick bastard has a way of letting you know he still considers you a friend. Thank you Eric. Only you would know how to brighten up a girls day by sending her a hilarious video that is both disturbing and funny to watch.

Beware college humor ahead: dubbed version of an X-men episode

Juggernaut

Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots

OMG!!!!

I just remembered how amazing this series was. It was the foundation of my childhood adventures.

Thank you Bailey School kids. Thank you.

FEED ME!

I have started a petition to have Carson Daly gain his weight back. This skinner than thou manbulima is not cool. I miss your heavier but healthy self. And i am behind your recovery, that is if you will get some help, more than you will ever know.

To my first celebrity crush and love.

You need help and we are all here to support you.

Sincerely

Beckett.

Pluto...

...You will always be my ninth planet.

Why Snow Patrol...Why?

I love Snow Patrol. More than anyone could know. and i especially love their new song Chasing Cars, which i think was on episode of Grey's anatomy. But what i don't love is the video for the song. There are apparently two versions and the one on VH1, makes no sense. He is lying on a subway, in the street, then the last shot he is lying in a bed where someone else must have been sleeping because the side is unmade(a little monk eye for deatail there). The whole time i am like "THE OTHER VIDEO WAS SO MUCH BETTER, WHY SNOW PATROL, WHY!?"

The other video is a close out of various part of singers face and it is raining. So hot and artsy and cool.

Bring back the old video please. I beg of you.

Princess Diaries

So Prince Albert has fathered another child.

Jokes aside, i think it would actually be pretty cool to find out that i am actually a princess.

But unfortunately after asking my mother if she may have had an affair with prince albert 20 years ago, she assured me that she did not have an affair with Prince Albert or any other man for that matter of fact.

Not that i don't love my real father, just saying if i just so happened to be the daughter of a prince, i woudn't have any qualms with it.

We can all dream can't we.

Dear Jessica Simpson....

I really really dislike you.

I don't think you can sing particularly well. I see no beauty in your face. Your father may be a pervert and don't get me on your talentless sister who spells her name wrong. The only reason you became famous was because you are a dense tart. I said it...TART.

I could ignore all those things before, but now you have gone to far. You have Nick Lachey running around crying on MTV,NBC,ABC, probably CBS, and FOX.

I don't even like Nick Lachey, but I have suddenly grown sorry for him that you completely broke his heart.

No man should have to go through that.

The little respect I had for you is gone.

Beckett

P.S. I'll take what is left of Nick's poor broken heart that you carelessly trampled on.

Just one of the Guys

If you haven't seen this 80's gem than you need to. I think I have seen the movie like 50 times. This was before Amanda Byne's horrible and unfunny recent movie of the same premise. Sure I haven't seen Amanda Byne's new movie, but I assume it is horrible, even though I think she is a really cool actress...Okay I'm rambling.

A girl who bears a striking resemblance to the Kid from THE KARATE KID, pretends to be a boy to win a journalism award. This of course, in true 80's fashion goes array when she a)falls in love with a geeky guy who happens to be her best friend who of course doesn't know he is actually a she b) has to fiend off all the girls and enemies who Love or Hate him/her.

Great Movie. Shocking boob flash. And plus who doesn't love 80's movies.

Watch this movie. If not for me, then for the love of all that is pure and good in the world.

So Notorious

I wanted to hate this show so much.

I mean she's Tori Spelling for Pete's Sake.

She's even B rated for lifetime.

Her face is kind of weird.

She's scary skinny.

And she lives in a house with more rooms than my college dorm....

Yet...her show is absolutely funny. I MEAN I LOVE IT. I like her ten times more

But don't tell anyone i have a rep to keep up.

I can't go to sleep

Your Birthdate: March 1

You are a natural born leader, even if those leadership talents haven't been developed yet.You have the power and self confidence to succeed in life, and your power grows daily.Besides power, you also have a great deal of creativity that enables you to innovate instead of fail.You are a visionary, seeing the big picture instead of all of the trivial little details. Your strength: Your supreme genius Your weakness: Your inappropriate sensitivity Your power color: Gold Your power symbol: Star Your power month: January

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Surreal.

The only reason i am watching surreal life. Right there. Alexis...you....are...marvelous.