Thursday, May 11, 2006

Dear Jessica Simpson....


I really really dislike you.

I don't think you can sing particularly well. I see no beauty in your face. Your father may be a pervert and don't get me on your talentless sister who spells her name wrong. The only reason you became famous was because you are a dense tart. I said it...TART.

I could ignore all those things before, but now you have gone to far. You have Nick Lachey running around crying on MTV,NBC,ABC, probably CBS, and FOX.

I don't even like Nick Lachey, but I have suddenly grown sorry for him that you completely broke his heart.

No man should have to go through that.

The little respect I had for you is gone.

Beckett

P.S. I'll take what is left of Nick's poor broken heart that you carelessly trampled on.