UMMM?

I recieved this in the mail the other day from an old friend. That sick bastard has a way of letting you know he still considers you a friend. Thank you Eric. Only you would know how to brighten up a girls day by sending her a hilarious video that is both disturbing and funny to watch.

Beware college humor ahead: dubbed version of an X-men episode

Juggernaut

Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots

OMG!!!!

I just remembered how amazing this series was. It was the foundation of my childhood adventures.

Thank you Bailey School kids. Thank you.

FEED ME!

I have started a petition to have Carson Daly gain his weight back. This skinner than thou manbulima is not cool. I miss your heavier but healthy self. And i am behind your recovery, that is if you will get some help, more than you will ever know.

To my first celebrity crush and love.

You need help and we are all here to support you.

Sincerely

Beckett.

Pluto...

...You will always be my ninth planet.

Why Snow Patrol...Why?

I love Snow Patrol. More than anyone could know. and i especially love their new song Chasing Cars, which i think was on episode of Grey's anatomy. But what i don't love is the video for the song. There are apparently two versions and the one on VH1, makes no sense. He is lying on a subway, in the street, then the last shot he is lying in a bed where someone else must have been sleeping because the side is unmade(a little monk eye for deatail there). The whole time i am like "THE OTHER VIDEO WAS SO MUCH BETTER, WHY SNOW PATROL, WHY!?"

The other video is a close out of various part of singers face and it is raining. So hot and artsy and cool.

Bring back the old video please. I beg of you.

Princess Diaries

So Prince Albert has fathered another child.

Jokes aside, i think it would actually be pretty cool to find out that i am actually a princess.

But unfortunately after asking my mother if she may have had an affair with prince albert 20 years ago, she assured me that she did not have an affair with Prince Albert or any other man for that matter of fact.

Not that i don't love my real father, just saying if i just so happened to be the daughter of a prince, i woudn't have any qualms with it.

We can all dream can't we.

Dear Jessica Simpson....

I really really dislike you.

I don't think you can sing particularly well. I see no beauty in your face. Your father may be a pervert and don't get me on your talentless sister who spells her name wrong. The only reason you became famous was because you are a dense tart. I said it...TART.

I could ignore all those things before, but now you have gone to far. You have Nick Lachey running around crying on MTV,NBC,ABC, probably CBS, and FOX.

I don't even like Nick Lachey, but I have suddenly grown sorry for him that you completely broke his heart.

No man should have to go through that.

The little respect I had for you is gone.

Beckett

P.S. I'll take what is left of Nick's poor broken heart that you carelessly trampled on.

Just one of the Guys

If you haven't seen this 80's gem than you need to. I think I have seen the movie like 50 times. This was before Amanda Byne's horrible and unfunny recent movie of the same premise. Sure I haven't seen Amanda Byne's new movie, but I assume it is horrible, even though I think she is a really cool actress...Okay I'm rambling.

A girl who bears a striking resemblance to the Kid from THE KARATE KID, pretends to be a boy to win a journalism award. This of course, in true 80's fashion goes array when she a)falls in love with a geeky guy who happens to be her best friend who of course doesn't know he is actually a she b) has to fiend off all the girls and enemies who Love or Hate him/her.

Great Movie. Shocking boob flash. And plus who doesn't love 80's movies.

Watch this movie. If not for me, then for the love of all that is pure and good in the world.

So Notorious

I wanted to hate this show so much.

I mean she's Tori Spelling for Pete's Sake.

She's even B rated for lifetime.

Her face is kind of weird.

She's scary skinny.

And she lives in a house with more rooms than my college dorm....

Yet...her show is absolutely funny. I MEAN I LOVE IT. I like her ten times more

But don't tell anyone i have a rep to keep up.

I can't go to sleep

Your Birthdate: March 1

You are a natural born leader, even if those leadership talents haven't been developed yet.You have the power and self confidence to succeed in life, and your power grows daily.Besides power, you also have a great deal of creativity that enables you to innovate instead of fail.You are a visionary, seeing the big picture instead of all of the trivial little details. Your strength: Your supreme genius Your weakness: Your inappropriate sensitivity Your power color: Gold Your power symbol: Star Your power month: January

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Surreal.

The only reason i am watching surreal life. Right there. Alexis...you....are...marvelous.

TAG

I've never done one of these before. But Christina Suggested so here goes...

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. What does it say?

"and evil fortune followed him to the grave." (Damn that's depressing.)

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
Lady Speed Stick Deordorant: Satin Pear. (I have to smell fresh.)

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?Poltergist: The Legacy. (GREATEST SCI-FI SHOW EVER)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:2:42pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?2:37pm.( I barely know what day it is)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Smashing Pumpkins "Ava Adore".

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?Walking to Spanish class. I was listening to my iPod feeling a little weird because I am now part of the iPod nation.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?Blogs.

9. What are you wearing?I'm wearing my orange Roxy girl tee, and green pajama bottoms with black socks cause my feet get cold.

10. Did you dream last night?I might have, I usually only remember the exciting ones.

11. When did you last laugh?About 30 minutes ago. Poltergist has some corny graphics, and sometimes the acting is horrific.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?I'm big on collages. I have a collage on my closet doors and over my bed. They consist of hot actors, music prints, and other interesting pics I see in magazines. I hate blank walls. I also have Che and James Dean posters.

13. Seen anything weird lately? Man at the museum with the fakest hair piece ever. It was like laying on his head. We thought he was a mannequin but he soon moved, and I soon started to control my laughter.

14. What do you think of this quiz?Interesting

15. What is the last film you saw? The hills have eyes.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A house in Westchester new York, that would remain in my family legacy forever.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. i used to be allergic to milk.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Denounce the notion that one thing is set beautiful. That the universal beauty is a standard everyone could fit, instead of the blonde blue eyed anorexic thing that everyone tries to fit. (sorry I just read the Bluest Eyes, saddest story ever)

19. Do you like to dance? Of course. In my room that is.

20. George Bush: I voted for the other guy.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Leonarda. So everyone can call her Leo

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?I don't know of any cool boys name.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Yes. I go right now if i could

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? It's nice to meet you. I've heard a lot about you.

25. 4 people who must also do this quiz in THEIR journal:Anyone really. I think that covers at least 4 people =).

I promised myself...

that this would not become a "he's so dreamy" site. But dammit, Gael Garcia Bernal or as i like to call him " my future husband "is just divine. He's foreign, he can speak like a million languages, he's like 5'6(on a good day) which means he won't look awkward standing next to me, and he has the most amazing eyes ever.

Oh. Gael.

Other side of the world

OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD (KT Tunstall)

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BRAVO!!!

Oh my F-cking GOD!!! So Greys Anatomy was like the most awesome thing yesterday. After falling head over heels with the bomb squad man or whatever, and hoping on all hopes that the writers who spark a romantic relationship with him and Mer, the writers pretty blew that up . Literally. *Spoiler Ahead*. He totally blew up, carrying the bomb safely out of the room. I mean BOOM. People, my mouth like dropped to the floor, Mer goes flying like 20 feet back, covered in his blood. That was like the best episode EVER!!! EVER!!.

Damn he was fine. No we have to go back to her moping about McDreamy. He is fine though.

Just had to write that down.

Totally Lied

I said Emile Hirsch was my new Husband. No way. I have a crush on this kid. It kills me that he is a year younger than me. Unlike Demi Moore, i like my men older than me. But this kid is very hot, and while i am watching his video i imagine him being born in 86', instead of 87'. Oh Teddy
Geiger.

Breathe Me

BREATHE ME (Sia)

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SIA

SOMERSAULT (Zero 7)

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My New Husband

Sometimes i really do have a crush on people my on age(shocking i know. Most of my celeb crushes are older men, who are nearing the crisis stage of life) but Emile Hirsch is kind of interesting. In that sketchy, do you take a bath, kind of way. He was born in 1985' a year older i can deal. Don't be fooled by the oh so youthful appearance. Sometimes he sells out in movie choices. He's young i'll give him a break. But he takes risks. Which is interesting. And though in a recent photo i saw of him, he looked like Silent Bob, i know underneath all the scrubbiness is a kid who fixes up quite nicely.

Oh. Emile. I shall call you emmie as a nicknamie.

Oh...

You Are a Boston Creme Donut

You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you.But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft.You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily.You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it's sold out.

What Donut Are You?

And i'm a donut. What the hell is that all about. I took this like a couple of days ago, and i was like "a donut test, basically revealing my whole personality. WEIRD. I've never had this kind before. I'll have to try it one day. I don't consider it cannibalism.

Dear...

Mr. Bean.


I love you


-Beckett-

STAY

Somedays i just wish i was Lisa Loeb. Why can't i write catchy tunes, where cat shaped glasses, and have a new show on E! where i prance around fumming over my boy problems. I guess we aren't all that lucky.

I am so sad right now.

WTF!!!!

A moment of silence, for the death of Chris Penn.

I am so freaked out right now.

Like why?

He was young

Talented

A little a scary at times, but come on.

He was in f*cking Reservoir Dog!!!

What the hell.

Goodbye Chris Penn. You were one hell of a dude.

The last dragon

Before Uma Thurman wore the Bruce lee inspired yellow threads there was a fellow named Leroy Green.

Karate prodigy from the inner city, who apparently lived under a rock while the 80's was going on or something. What people may not know is that i love old 80's flick. Especially the one's SO BAD, they are actually good.

Along with this movie, comes the best villian in movie history. For those who don't know, it's Sho'Nuff, the baddest "Mofo" to hit this side of the hudson river in 20 years. Along with his one liners, and need i say "awesome hair", he adds to the great genius of this movie. Thank you Last dragon, for inspiring me for the past 20 years.

Some memorable lines from Sho'nuff


Sho'nuff: I AM the Shogun of Harlem!
Sho'nuff: Kiss my Converse!
Sho'nuff: Now, when I say, "Who's da mastah?" you say, "Sho'nuff!"

Chicago?

Who are you Sufjan Stevens?

I mean really.

Your lyrics are kind of weird.

Along with your website.

And you may incorporate a little religious imagery in your tunes.

Either way i am perplexed....and intrigued.

Check him out.